Thursday Thirteen: The Easter Edition

Have any Easter traditions ever confused you, or come off as loony?  Well, they do confuzzle me! Easter is supposed to be a time where little kids receive baskets filled with goodies!  We were taught in Sunday School that It's also a religious holiday, and a day when families get together to honor the day Jesus rose from the dead.  But some things still, kind of...SCARE me, in a sense.

13 Things About Easter That Completely Confuzzle Me:

1. Why does the Easter Bunny, give you chocolate eggs?

Last time I checked, rabbits were mammals!

2. How is the Easter Bunny, so humungo?

That's one mutant rabbit!

3. Where does the Easter Bunny get all of his baskets?

Rabbits don't have opposable thumbs!

4. What's with the whole bunny thing?

I mean, on Easter, Jesus rose from the dead, and went to heaven! Sure, who doesn't love getting candy, but what's with the bunny, where'd that come from?!

5. How does the Easter Bunny open doors?

Again with the opposable thumbs! I know he doesn't climb down the chimney!

6. Have you ever noticed that the Easter Bunny wears clothes?

Who dresses him? Hmmm?

7. Who makes the candies?

Bunnies aren't that smart, or are they?

8. Why do my siblings wake me up at 5 a.m. screaming, "He came! He came! The Easter Bunny came! Come see!!!"

9. How does the Easter Bunny hop to all those houses?

That rabbit must have e-ner-gy!

10. Why doesn't the Easter Bunny give you real eggs?

They eggs he gives us have candy inside, not yolk!! That's not a healthy breakfast!

11. How are there never tracks left behind by the Easter Bunny?

He's huge, he's gotta leave something!!!

12. Is the Easter Bunny a boy, or a girl?

That's a good question...

13. Last confuzzling thing about Easter - Does the Easter Bunny talk?

According to the Santa Clause movies with Tim Allen, he/she does!!!

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Comments

[Toni]

Those are all wonderful questions and I have to tell you as I pondered my TT yesterday, crazy Easter things did pop into my head. So, I am very glad that you took care of it!

Toni