Shredding Me Some Lemon Meringue Pie

Want some fries with those abs, DAMNIT?

I've been doing this thing called Jillian Michaels - 30 Day Shred, where masochistic people (like me) are taking back their waistlines, in the shortest possible time. So, I've been shredding my butt (on and off) for the last 2 weeks and...DAYUM...it hurts!

Still, the way I figure it, 20 minutes of non-stop physical movement, panting and sweating in places like a woman ought not is better than just sitting in front of the television and hollering at people to eat a sandwich, or something.

Now, I holler at Jillian Michaels.

"I...[pant]...hate...[pant]...you...[pant]...you...[pant]...maso...[pant]...chistic...[pant]...witch!"

So, to lighten things up a bit -- seriously, why do we ALL get so verklemped before BlogHer? -- my husband, Garth [not his real name] sent me this cute little quiz.

"Oh...[pant]...good...[pant]...now...[pant]...I'm...[pant]...hungry...[pant]...DAMNIT!"

So, if one of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which one would you like to just bury your face into...uh...I mean, which one would you choose?

Angel Food Cake
Brownies
Lemon Meringue
Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Shortcake
Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Icing
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake

Sorry, you can only pick one. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you...if you dare.

REMEMBER - No Cheating. Make your choice before you check the meaning:

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very Emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING-- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm-hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

So, what's for dessert and more importantly -- especially, if you're going to BlogHer -- would you be willing to share it with me?

In Other News: I'm excited to be able to share 3 (three) GoodNites Bedtime Kits, on my gone shoppin' blog, all summer long (each worth $250.00) because, we roll like that!