D'oh, good mornin'...welcome to the dawg house.
Mah mom is not heres, right now and...d'oh...excuse me a minute, puh-leeze.BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF!
D'oh, sorry 'bout that. Ah hates some peoples, sometimes. Don't yous? Anyways. Mah mom is not heres, I think and...um...d'oh yeah...ah remembers now.
[heavy sigh]
Er...rum...ah...nuh...ah's in troubles, again.
[blank stare]
D'oh, yeah, ah remembers, now...ah tried to eat the garbage man...d'oh...that's naught right, either...'cause, everybody knows peoples tastes funny.
SNORT!
D'oh, ah tried to eat the garbage, again...[sneeze]...but, mah mom made it so ah can'ts git to it, anymores.
AH-WHOO!
Stupid child locks -- ifs ah only had thumbs.
SNORT!
D'oh...aaaaaanyways...so, when theys wuz out visitin' with Mama and Papa, yesterdays...uh...ah think it was yesterdays...d'oh...aaaaaanyhow...ah was mad theys left me home...all alones...with the stupid catz...AGAIN!.
BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF
Catz are mean, for realz!
[heavy sigh]
Sooooo, ah ate one of them thar apples mom keeps on the dinin' room tables and, you knows, ahs liked it!
AH-WHOO!
For realz. Theys call it granny fanny...do'h, that's naught right, either...wil smith, maybe...d'oh, ah know...it wuz one of them thar granny smiths and ah like it, lots!
[burp]
Excuse me, puh-leeze.
[pfff-ffft]
D'oh, sorry 'bout that. Ah hates it when apples do that. Don't yous?
SNIFF-SNIFF-SCRATCH-SCRATCH!
Mah mom asked me tell somebody called Marvin...d'oh...that's naught right, either...d'oh, I remember now.
[blank stare]
Carmen...YAH-YAH!...mah mom made a cake...wif apples in it...and said yous wanted some...'cawse yous gots lots of apples at yous house, too...do'h, but ah can'ts come over...right now.
BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF
Ah gots to keep the stupid peoples away from mah house...d'oh...but, mah mom said you's can haz her peas...do'oh...that's naught right, either...hers said yous can make mom's apple spice cake...and eats it, too!
Here yous goes:
Mom's Apple Spice Cake (Serves 12)
Ingredients:
- 1 cup salad oil
- 3 eggs
- 1 tsp. salt
- 1 tsp. baking soda
- 1 tsp. cinnamon
- 1 tsp. vanilla
- 1 1/2 cups brown sugar
- 2 cups flour
- 4 apples sliced thin
- 1/2 cup raisins
- 1/4 tsp. nutmeg
Topping:
- 1/2 cup flour
- 1/2 cup brown sugar
- 1/4 cup butter
Mix all ingredients; pour into greased and floured tube pan (no bundt pans - will not cook fully, trust me!)
Combine topping ingredients & sprinkle on top of batter.
Bake at 375 degrees for 55-60 minutes.
Serve with whipped cream, if you like -- ENJOYS!
D'oh, oh yah, and haz a nice Monday...'cawse...shee-yah..you can tell it Doofus-Dawg said so.
BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF
You're welcome!
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Would you please tell your mistress the following:
OH MY GAWD! I've been making that recipe for years! (well, a few minor diffs, but basically the same) That recipe ROCKS!!
Posted by: Melisa | October 19, 2009 at 12:41 PM
OH MY WORD, it sounds WONDERFUL. I must bake this, and SOON.
Posted by: Heather | October 19, 2009 at 08:25 PM
I'm making too...suggestions if I don't have a tube pan? would a 9x13 pyrex do?
Posted by: Headless Mom | October 20, 2009 at 12:40 AM
Mmm ... looks so good. I have all the ingredients too. Will I get off my lazy keester and do it? Highly unlikely!
My DAWG likes carrots :)
Posted by: kim @ mommyknows | October 20, 2009 at 12:27 PM
thank you for sharing little dawg
i will also give it a try.....
Posted by: charlotte garage doors | October 27, 2009 at 04:05 AM