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March 10, 2008

Carnival of Family Life: Extreme Homemaker Edition - Now, available with more Pooh!

Welcome to the March 10, 2008 Edition of the Carnival of Family Life - The Extreme Homemaker

 

Everyone likes to share information about their family - YES, they do - especially parents! Here's a place where you can sit down, have a cup of coffee (or, a beverage of your choice) and share your thoughts, stories, and experiences.

Today, the carnival is making a stop at our house and I am very honored to be your hostess with the mostest...dust bunnies, that is.  So, for you first time visitors - welcome to our home, don't be shy, come on in - my name is Liz and I am the keeper of This Full House.  We have lots to talk about...

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March 06, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #7 - Go Slow, Tired Moms Ahead.

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There's an interesting article in USA Today about how babies can cause "momnesia", the mental fuzziness and memory lapses that set in shortly after childbirth.

The article goes on to give expert opinions on the subject and why some women would be reluctant to talk about their memory problems.  One that hit home, for me, was for fear of being judged poorly at work.

Uh-huh.

NOT just at work and It doesn't go away, either.  Still.  If you're wondering (or, worried) about the long-term effects of "momnesia," don't sweat it.  Take it from me - nearly 15 years of working in the trenches - here are 13 reasons why I do NOT think you're crazy.

The Thirteen Signs That You ARE A Mom:

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January 17, 2008

Look deep into my archives and don't worry if you feel yourself getting sleepy...very, very sleepy!

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I got tagged by SoCalMom...cough...cough...WITCH!...cough...with the Archive Meme, which was started by a blog called the108.  The idea is to go back through your archives and post five links to your favorite blog posts that you've written in 2007.  But, there's a catch:

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January 07, 2008

In which I remember 2007, sort of.

Thing One woke up with a wicked nose bleed.

ICK!

Wicked, meaning profuse and uncontrollable bleeding from BOTH nostrils (you're welcome) and I mean, it would NOT stop.  So, I had to rush her to the doctor...AGAIN!

GAH!

But, this time, Garth (not his real name) tagged along and we were BOTH relieved to learn that the medication seems to be working and it was just another result, in a series of pain-in-the-rump complications, of what we've come to call, "The bacterial infection that will not DIE."

Everything else is, you know, okay.

[knocking on wood until knuckles bleed]

Thankfully, Work At Home Mom To Five tagged me (dammit) and wants to pick my brain about 2007 - yes, she is very, very brave - and I'm more than happy to oblige in playing along with her meme.  ANYTHING, that'll take my mind off of all the...[gulp]...did I mention I'm not very good with, you know, cleaning up bloody messes?

ICK!

Of course, I mean if the killer dust bunnies haven't gotten to it...first!

So, here it goes; in order:

Working from home has been an enjoyable (albeit, crazy busy) experience that has helped my family, tremendously - enabling me to focus more on the children and help keep my husband's head above water - and my traveling to Disney and Chicago, twice (thank you, BlogHer and Family.com) has Garth (not his real name) believing that, YES...perhaps, he should become a mommyblogger...sort of.  I have been an Imperfect Parent for the last 2 (or, is it 3?) years, started my review blog, proud to be a mom who's learned to speak up and welcome Green Mom Finds to the insanity.  BOOYAH and pass the broccoli; it's really been a good year, after all!

My Oldest Daughter and I survived her first year as a teenager, and celebrated her 14th birthday, with great hopes for her future.  She is a very talented artist and writer (no, really) and has applied to one of the high-tech schools in our county (they accept only 80 new freshman, each year) and is scheduled to take the exam for the Communications High School later this month.  I am so proud of her -- whether she makes it in, or not -- and honored that she's even mine, let alone, allow me to follow in her footsteps.  Seriously, we wear the same size and the kid has some wickedly gorgeous shoes.

My Middle Girl graduated 5th grade, started middle school and joined just about every gosh-darned club they've got.  SHEESH.  Honestly, the girl is active.  She hasn't signed up for any sports, this year -- thank you, Jesus -- but, her mind is always working and full of really great ideas.  Lord love a duck, I'm raising a liberal-thinker.  Which is a good thing, because, it keeps her father on his toes (conservatively, speaking) and she never really did require a lot sleep (stupid colic!) it's hard to believe that she's turning 13, this year.  Wait.  That means Garth (not his real name) and I will have not one, but TWO teenagers living in the house...let us pray.

The Boy is turning 9, this month and growing (and eating) so much, he's about a head taller than most of the kids in his 3rd grade class, this year.  He's made a lot of new friends, through soccer and baseball, for the first time, and looking forward to signing up for Little League, in the spring.  I'll be rooting for him.  Again.  On the cold, hard bleachers.  OUCH!  But, he's worth it.  It's sort of fun, too.  To watch.  Especially, when my little man spit and grabs his crotch.  Yes, boys ARE different.  He's graduating from the elementary school and moving into the school that houses all of our 4th and 5th graders in the district.  Long story.  So, stupid.  Which means, I will have 4 kids, in 4 different schools, next year...send chocolate!

Mini-me is an enigma.  One day, she's a happy little 6-year-old in love with the boy, who shall NOT be named -- but, happens to be sitting in the desk next to her -- and...BAM...I'm checking for pods in our crawl space, the next.  I guess, that's what I get for giving birth to a Gemini.  Not to mention, being one.  And a twin.  Myself.  She is, however, a picture-perfect version of my younger self -- seriously, it's scary -- and my parents delight in the fact that Mini-me is so, you know, like me.  Except, I was NEVER a girl scout.  Or, as funny.  Dang, the girl makes me snort Coke through my nose.  Wait.  Not that I do drugs.  Or, anything.  Um.  Did I mention that she's got a really good sense of humor.  And she hates that I call her Mini-me.  So, hence forth, I'm changing her blog name and my youngest will be now known as, "My Little Brownie."  Formerly known as, Mini-me.

Garth (not his real name) has had a tough year at work (stupid bank) and comes home to find, well, he DOES live here, you know?  Still.  I try to field a lot of the curve balls that life seems to be throwing us, lately.  The kids and me, I mean.  But, it's hard.  I mean, they ARE really, really hard.  And it doesn't stop.  Ever.  Especially, once they're in kindergarten.  I mean, your kids STILL need you.  You know.  More than ever, I think.  And it never ceases to amaze me.  How Garth (not his real name) steps up to the plate.  Whenever I need him.  Which is a lot, more.  Lately.  That's okay, though.  What, with my parents ill and his father's surgery, this month -- scheduled on The Boy's birthday, actually -- I'm hoping that the coming year is MUCH better.  Than it started off, anyway.  Either way.  It'll be fine.  He can be my wingman, anytime!

There you go, Laura - it was the best of times, it was the worst of times and it was exactly what Charles Dickens would have probably envisioned, while snorting Coke through his nose - thank you for asking!

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November 20, 2007

U-Rock My Socks: Linky Love Bytes

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Jenna has been a long-time blogging friend and, whenever I visit Family Living; Hatfield Style, her strength and perseverance never ceases to amaze me.

Jenna's about to give birth, too - seriously, like probably right about now - and, with Jenna's help, her adorable son, Nick (he's two and she's tired) is going to make a terrific big brother!

The love she feels for her family shines through her writing and for this - and much, much more - I'm sending her a love byte.  Thanks for being such a good blogging friend!

Jenna, u-rock my socks!

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[Edited to add: Feel free to join in at anytime, we're here every Tuesday, try the veal!  The Queen of the Dorks thanks you, Mister Linky!]

October 26, 2007

Holy Hannah Montana, Batman: You've Just Been Ghosted

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Alas, poor Jack...I knew him...um...well, seems he couldn't stand the heat and I don't believe I've ever had a pumpkin actually...you know...melt.

Yes, I know, we probably carved him way too early and the bugs had a field day, feeding, mating and whatever bugs do inside of rotting vegetables!

Still.

"When are we getting another one?"

Um...let...me...think.

"Next year!"

[eyes go wide]

Honestly, I don't remember my parents ever spending as much time (as I do) preparing for a holiday (I know...Halloween isn't one, technically) except, maybe, like Christmas and even then, we were the last family to decorate, the tree didn't go up until Christmas Eve!  Yet, things still seemed to work out somehow.

"Don't worry...we still need to go out and find your Halloween costumes."

I know; I'm hoping to have good luck with that, too.

"Besides, the party's not until Sunday!"

This year, I really do NOT feel like I have a lot of control with what's happening anymore - especially, with my kids.

"I want to go trick-or-treating with So-and-So."

"I'm tired of being a Ha-whoa-ween witch and want to wook just wike Hannah Montana!"

"I want to be a Mutant Transforming Ninja Destroyer of all Things Great and Small!"

"I've decided I'm not going trick-or-treating, this year."

Even though she's turning 14, next month, Thing One's revelation threw me for a loop.

"Don't worry, Momma...Thing Two can go with So-and-So, you can take the little ones to Grandma's and I'll stay home and give out the candy!"

Our nest is by no means empty - a bit full up and in dire need of a good disinfecting, actually - but, gone are the days when we would ALL dress up and go trick-or-treating, together!

So, I'm taking a lesson from my parents and just going with the flow.

"Fine...but, I am NOT giving up the ghosting!"

Because, I AM the grown up here.

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Let's play!

I created this blogging meme a couple of years ago and had a lot of fun with it. It's time time we all tapped into our inner-child and go and ghost someone!

The rules are easy:

(1)  It's your turn to "ghost" three other bloggers.

(2)  Stop by their blogs and leave a comment on their latest post saying, "You've Just Been Ghosted -- Come Over and Grab A Puking Pumpkin!"

(3)  Copy and paste the puking pumpkin somewhere on your blog (either in a post or on your sidebar, perhaps) so that everyone can see that you have been "ghosted" and will NOT "ghost" you again.  This will also let you know who you can "ghost."

(4)  Feel free to link to this post (or a post of your own) for directions, grab the puking pumpkin and go "ghost" 3 bloggers on your sidebar (preferably, somewhere you haven't commented in a while, or a blog you've NEVER commented on before and/or new to the blogosphere) and dont' be afraid to share some linky love.

It will be fun to see how many "puking pumpkins" appear in the blogosphere by Halloween!

Okay?

I'll start - my mother, punched your mother right in the nose, what color blood...no, wait...that's not right - I'm going over to ghost 3 bloggers.  Look out, it may just be YOU!

Have fun!

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