Who knew?  When mowing the lawn (in flip-flops) I would, single-handedly, give a whole new meaning to "going green," with my feet.  Aaaand...YES...I live in the suburbs. So what?  Whoever said you can't wear flip-flops with unpainted toe nails can kiss my hairy toes, too!  Seriously, aren't you just a wee bit jealous?!?

Beware BlogHers, here I (and my skanky-ass toes) come!