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Monday Morning With Doofus-Dawg: Ah Ate an Apple and Ah Liked It!


D'oh, good mornin'...welcome to the dawg house.

Mah mom is not heres, right now and...d'oh...excuse me a minute, puh-leeze.


D'oh, sorry 'bout that.  Ah hates some peoples, sometimes.  Don't yous?  Anyways.  Mah mom is not heres, I think'oh yeah...ah remembers now.

[heavy sigh]

Er...rum...ah...nuh...ah's in troubles, again.

[blank stare]

D'oh, yeah, ah remembers, now...ah tried to eat the garbage man...d'oh...that's naught right, either...'cause, everybody knows peoples tastes funny.


D'oh, ah tried to eat the garbage, again...[sneeze]...but, mah mom made it so ah can'ts git to it, anymores.


Stupid child locks -- ifs ah only had thumbs.


D', when theys wuz out visitin' with Mama and Papa, yesterdays...uh...ah think it was yesterdays...d'oh...aaaaaanyhow...ah was mad theys left me home...all alones...with the stupid catz...AGAIN!.


Catz are mean, for realz!

[heavy sigh]

Sooooo, ah ate one of them thar apples mom keeps on the dinin' room tables and, you knows, ahs liked it!


For realz.  Theys call it granny'h, that's naught right, either...wil smith, maybe...d'oh, ah wuz one of them thar granny smiths and ah like it, lots!


Excuse me, puh-leeze.


D'oh, sorry 'bout that.  Ah hates it when apples do that.  Don't yous?


Mah mom asked me tell somebody called Marvin...d'oh...that's naught right, either...d'oh, I remember now.

[blank stare]

Carmen...YAH-YAH!...mah mom made a cake...wif apples in it...and said yous wanted some...'cawse yous gots lots of apples at yous house,'h, but ah can'ts come over...right now.


Ah gots to keep the stupid peoples away from mah house...d'oh...but, mah mom said you's can haz her'oh...that's naught right, either...hers said yous can make mom's apple spice cake...and eats it, too!

Here yous goes:

Mom's Apple Spice Cake (Serves 12)


  • 1 cup salad oil
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1 tsp. baking soda
  • 1 tsp. cinnamon
  • 1 tsp. vanilla
  • 1 1/2 cups brown sugar
  • 2 cups flour
  • 4 apples sliced thin
  • 1/2 cup raisins
  • 1/4 tsp. nutmeg


  • 1/2 cup flour
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup butter

Mix all ingredients; pour into greased and floured tube pan (no bundt pans - will not cook fully, trust me!)

Combine topping ingredients & sprinkle on top of batter.

Bake at 375 degrees for 55-60 minutes.

Serve with whipped cream, if you like -- ENJOYS!

D'oh, oh yah, and haz a nice Monday...' can tell it Doofus-Dawg said so.


You're welcome!


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