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Monday Morning With Doofus-Dawg: Mama Always DID Like Me Best!

Mama and Doofus

D'oh, Ah loves it when Mama does that...

Mah moms is not heres, right now and...d'oh...excuse me a minute, puh-leeze.

BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF!

D'oh, sorry 'bout that.  Ah hates squirrels.  Don't yous?  Anyways.  Mah moms is not heres, I think and...um...d'oh yeah...ah remembers now.

[heavy sigh]

Ah loves that pit-cher of me...you know...d'oh, Doofus-Dawg and Mama.

[blank stare]

D'oh, yeah, ah remembers, now...hers is mah mom's...you know...dad and ...d'oh...that's naught right, either...'cause, everybodies knows dads are lots hairy and gots long ears, like me.

SNORT!

D'oh...aaaaaanyways...so, mah moms wuz out visitin' with her moms and dads on Sundays...uh...ah think it was yesterdays...d'oh...aaaaaanyhow...hers done took the girls someplace and ah spendid the day...all alones...with mah dads and the boy!

BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF

Boys rawk, for realz!

[heavy sigh]

Aaaaanyways, mah moms gots home real late, like it was dark and times to goes to sleeps kinda late, for realz.

AH-WHOO!

Mah moms was soooooo tired, hers beated up dads...uh...do'h, that's naught right, either...d'oh, ah know...dad said hers was all beated up.

SNIFF-SNIFF-SCRATCH-SCRATCH!

Moms was upset and ah thinks hers looks awful sad, for realz.

[blank stare]

Do'h, but ah cants understands a word hers and dads spitted up....d'oh, that's naught right, either...they talkdid some see-ree-us stuff bouts Mama and Papa...oh, and mah other favorite human, Uncle Bud and...d'oh...ah just cants seem to make mah moms feels happy, anymores.

[heavy sigh]

D'oh yeah, ah remember now...um...ah gots to tell yous that hers cants comes out to plays, no mores...d'oh...that's naught right, either...'cause, everybodies knows mah moms likes yous, best.

GRRRRRRRRRR

Buuuut, ah knows whats best for hers and, well, hers needs somebodies to throw her a bone, or somethin', is all.

SNIFF-SNIFF-SCRATCH-SCRATCH!

Soooooo, seein as ah ates mine...d'oh...bone, ah mean...ah am goins to chase everybodies away from mah house!

BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF

Things lots hairy, wif long ears and stupid squirrels, ah mean.

GRRRRRRRRRR

D'oh, oh yah, and have nice Monday...'cause...shee-yah..you can tell it Doofus-Dawg said so.

BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF

You're welcome!

Signed-doofus-dog

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