D'oh, hello...mah name is Doofus-dog.

Mommy is not at her desk, right now and...d'oh...she asked me to...uh...excuse me a minute, puh-leeze.

BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF!

D'oh, sorry 'bout that.  Ah hates squirrels.  Don't you?  Anyways.  Mommy is not here, I think and...um...d'oh yeah...ah remember now.

WOOF-WOOF-BARK-WOOFITY-BARK-BARK!

Stupid squirrels!

D'oh, aaaanyways, she's a little under the...um...couch...no, that's naught it...wait, ah remember now...she's under the...uh...wood chipper...d'oh...NO!...she's a little under the weather, that's right...d'oh...whatever that means.

SCRATCH-SCRATCH-SCRATCH!

D'oh, hello...wait a minute...do ah know you?

[heavy sigh]

D'oh yeah, ah remember now...um...ah'm supposed to tell you that you can always go visit her at someplace called The Imperfect Dawg...d'oh...that's naught right, either...'cause, everybody knows dawgs are perfect.

SNORT!

D'oh yeah, ah remember now...uh...she done did write something for the Imperfect Parent, today and...d'oh...gots something up at some place called Mamapedia, or something, too.

AH-WHOO!

D'oh, oh yah, and have nice Monday...'cause...shee-yah..you can tell it Doofus-dog said so.

BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF

You're welcome!

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