Never being one to tempt fate...[pausing to knock on wood]...I am absolutely sure of very few things in life, like: We are all out of milk, eggs, cereal or bread (probably, all four). If there is a mosquito in the house, I will find it. I will have to either thank or apologize to my husband, at least once, every day. Not before the cat uses my stomach as a springboard and pounces on my husband's head sometime around 4 a.m. Someone will have forgotten to switch the laundry (most probably, me). I will snort at least once, at any... Read more →