Because I’m older, wiser and probably have way more stretch marks than you, too!
I'm not one for giving parenting adviceÂ - not being able to follow simple instructions and accused of being less than cooperative, myself ownself -Â but, sometimes I find myself in the position of having to either agree, disagree or strongly suggest that a person teach their child to use phones, properly! [phone rings] "Is Thing One there?" Silence. "Hello?" [clearing throat] "Yes?" [cough] "Um...is Thing One, there?" Silence. "Hello, can you hear me?" [sigh] "Yes...but, who am I speaking to?" [hestating even more] "Um...oh...this is So-and-So." Silence. "Hello?" [hesitating] "Yes?" [heavy sigh] "Oh, I get it...okay...um...hello Thing One's Mom...this... Read more →